Mom:What are you doing?
Me:Waiting for Dan to post is 1 million subscribers video. He tweeted 37 minutes ago that he was uploading it AND IT'S STILL NOT UP AND I'VE JUST BEEN SITTING HERE REFRESHING HIS YOUTUBE
Mom:Well wont it be there forever?
Me:Yes but I have to not be the 302nd viewer
Mom:What?
Me:YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME